boycott dudes who manipulate you into meeting their emotional or sexual needs but won’t date you 2k14
with myself and my life and my girls
The first time a girl ever took her underwear off in front of me I said, “Golly, it’s just like I seen in the pictures!” in a very 1920’s voice. I don’t know why I thought that was a good idea. She didn’t laugh. I didn’t laugh. That was probably one of the darkest days of my life.